February 2012
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Dad is still completely delusional. While he was a bit better on Monday, he has just degraded from there. I spoke with him on Wednesday, and he said he was at a barn on Route 22. He then proceeded to freak the fuck out on me when I said, “What barn?” I had called him on the house phone, so I called the Nurse’s Station on my cell phone to confirmed that he was still at the...
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So on top off all the of BS I'm dealing with in...
I’m almost out of fuel oil again, so there’s another $700. The button on my pretty-much brand new pants just fell off, and I can’t fix it. And I’m at work. Then Kevin brings me a a pair of jeans to change into, and when I get back behind the desk, one of my fake nails pops off… and my nail glue has glued itself shut.
I can’t win for losing, jeezus christ.
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Important Numbers for EVERYONE to know, just in...
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
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It is now time for a nap with Bruno.
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An update on my father, or, how I'm going to have...
[If you haven’t read my last long-winded post about my father, go read that first. I’ll wait.]
It’s Thursday. Dad calls me at 1.30pm, asking where I am. I tell him that I’m home. He asks why. I tell him about the whole doctor-thinks-you’re-mentally-compromised-so-they’re-callling-in-a-shrink thing. He is surprised, since apparently no one told him any of...
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My cell phone rings- it’s my dad. I answer and it’s not my dad, but his doctor. His doctor goes over some of the paperwork that my dad will be bringing home and tells me about some appointments that have been made or will need to be made. He then questions my father’s ability to drive, since he had told the doctor that his truck was at the North White Plains train station. ...
Everyone was so busy talking about Whitney...
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… that nobody noticed that David Kelly (The dude that played Grandpa Joe in Tim Burton’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) died. :(
Ooooooh that’s so sad. RIP Grandpa Joe.
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I got into work today to find fourteen red roses...
I have the best boyfriend in the world. End of discussion.
Happy Valentine’s Day, love. And thank you so so so so much!
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Bruno and I are watching the Westminster Dog Show.
I’m “AWWWWWWW!”-ing over all of the dogs. Bruno is whining at them.
Except for the Pekinese. Even he knows that those are not real dogs, they are mobile dust mops.
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I just shelf read the adult fiction section, A...
and someone came in not ten minutes later and FUCKED IT ALL UP.
GOD DAMMIT, ALL THE BOOKS WERE NEAT AND AT THE EDGES, AND ALL ALPHABETIZED! STOP TOUCHING THE DAMN BOOKS! STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
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OMFG two cats just started fighting outside my...
The pup and I jumped about two feet in the air, and I’m pretty sure my heart stopped for a moment. See, I was already a little on edge because when I dropped Kevin off at home, there was this weird guy walking up the one way street, hood up, being all creepy. So here I am, home all alone with just the puppy and my useless cats, and some loud crazy noises start up outside.
Good fucking...
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Just joined the gym. Again.
Let’s see if I actually go this time.
I really need [want] to get into yoga.
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YES, I made my appointment for my touch up. It's...
Wheeeeee!
I wish I had an idea of where to put this beautiful swirly owl sketch Samantha drew up. She designed it for someone else who never came back to get it, and I want it SO FREAKING BAD. It’s gorgeous.
Still need to figure out where I want my fleur de lis if I can’t get a white/pink/blue ink one near my ditch.
/tattooideas
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deficientofhope:
There’s nothing worse than boogers on the hook of your nose ring
Pretty accurate.
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And I fucking hate how 80% of the Alice in...
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I swear, I will finally call and schedule the...
Hopefully I can get it done before Saturday, when the three month free touch up expires. But I don’t mind paying if I can’t get in before then.
I really want a white ink tattoo, but I don’t think my artist [or any in the shop] will do it. I’ve read up and I know the ink can fall out/it can scar/it will discolor/etc etc. But it’s something that I want. [Though...
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Alien 1: Did the humans get our message?
Alien 2: Yes, but they call it dubstep and dance to it.
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1612th:
texting me is like ordering something online because most likely you won’t hear back for 4-6 business days
Accurate. I’m sorry, I’m terrible at this whole “friendship” thing.
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*Kevin is watching Avatar, I am surfing the web and not paying attention at all*
*I happen to look at the screen, and notice the font they are using for subtitles*
"They're using fucking Papyrus?"
"Go back to your hole."
*We both crack up laughing*
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Is it bad that pretty much all of the new tattoo...
I think I have a problem…
[[For those that don’t know, I already have two HoL tattoos.]]
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Keiri suggested we go for a drive in her new 2-door BMW coupe; in the parking lot, we slipped into her bucket seats. Keiri took over from there. At nearly 90 miles per hour she zipped us up to that windy edge known to some as Mullholland, that sinuous road running the ridge of the Santa Monica mountains where she then proceeded to pump her vehicle in and out of turns- sometimes dropping down to...
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nicki Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
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World, I am done with you for now.
Please to not be disturbing me while I sleep all afternoon with my little snugglepup.
Thank you.
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I swear to god Rainbow Road in mario kart wii was designed by the devil himself
TRUTH! THAT MAP IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE!
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So at some point yesterday, I ran out of fuel oil. I didn’t realize it until 6.30pm when Kevin went down and checked. We had been down in the city visiting my father, who is back in Sloan Kettering getting radiation treatments for his foot. Anyways, I called for a delivery, they came this morning.
We are now four hours into attempting to fix my boiler. Apparently when I ran out of fuel,...
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